A User’s Guide to Urinal Use: Part 1
Don’t worry, I’m not changing the format of deleted scenes. I just want to take the next few days to talk about a subject very important to me, Urinal Selection and Etiquette.
Has this ever happened to you?:
“I did everything correctly, I went into the bathroom, I chose the middle of 3 stalls, I stared straight forward. Then it all went wrong. A guy came in, stood next to me, started asking personal questions about my family, and then did the most heinous thing possible. He looked to the side, and then DOWN…”
Millions of people are affected everyday by improper Urinal use. But you don’t have to be embarrassed any more. just forward this site to all the men you know so that those who break the rules will know, your not ok with what they do in the bathroom. Together we can change the world. One wizz at a time.
March 26th, 2009 at 7:30 pm
Where I work there are two urinals in the bathroom, so close that it’s impossible for two people to go without touching.
One day I was goin’, and this guy came in, a big fat guy…..
oh the horror…